balthazars-collection:

nyappyranger:

Today in class one of my professors asked if anyone could count to eleven without breathing.

I jumped up and yelled: “Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, Baker, Davidson, Baker, McCoy, McGann, Eccelston, Tennant, Smith!”

One of my classmates was like:

“What does that mean? You’re a moron.”

Then my professor leaned over the student and said: 

I love my Music Professor!

ily, fandom

comedycentral:

Good news, everyone! New episodes of Futurama return tomorrow night at 10/9c with the one-hour season premiere!

In the meantime, click here for some preview clips and here to sneak a peek behind-the-scenes in our Countdown to Futurama.

Once Upon a December…

bleeznuggets:

ladypoetess:

I’m really unsure if this is incredibly impressive, incredibly creepy, or both.

Probably both.

Whoa. 

ikilledalaska:

sadness

i give up

if it’s in my ramen soup packets

it’s everywhere

heroesofhyrule:

flanoirbunny:

1986:

“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”

1998:

“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”

2006:

“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”

2013:

“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?”

meenuhpeixes:

WELCME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

thatguydrake:

tastefullyoffensive:

He-Dad [calmblueoceans]

This will be me! :)

_{It seems to me there’s so much more to the world than the average eye is allowed to see. I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamed of.}