Today in class one of my professors asked if anyone could count to eleven without breathing.
I jumped up and yelled: “Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, Baker, Davidson, Baker, McCoy, McGann, Eccelston, Tennant, Smith!”
One of my classmates was like:
“What does that mean? You’re a moron.”
Then my professor leaned over the student and said:
I love my Music Professor!
Good news, everyone! New episodes of Futurama return tomorrow night at 10/9c with the one-hour season premiere!
I’m really unsure if this is incredibly impressive, incredibly creepy, or both.
i give up
if it’s in my ramen soup packets
“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”
“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”
“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”
“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?”
WELCME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
this post just got 209348451 times better okay